An interesting story involving Miss Lohan did catch my eye. It seems that while Lindsay was out celebrating her 24th birthday during the early hours of Friday morning at club Voyeur, she got punched in the face. For no reason.
No Way!
Yes Way!
Apparently cocktail waitress, Jasmine Waltz, punched Lindsay for talking to her ex, British Rugby hunk Danny Cipriani. If you have never heard of Jasmine Waltz, (because I sure as hell never have, but I guess that makes me weird) she dates some of Hollywood's most mediocre stars such as Ryan Seacrest and Jesse McCartney. Lindsay should have known if that dick has Waltz's stank on it, to stay the fuck away.
So now Lindsay says Jasmine hit her. Jasmine claims she didn't, “All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her, but I would like to." Me too, Jasmine, me too.
This is not a cool way for Lindsay Lohan to celebrate her 24th Birthday/ July 4th weekend. She already has to limit her drinking due to a court ordered ankle bracelet(totally ruining all of her outfits.) Poor Miss Lohan is definitely having a bummer of a time. So now she has to deal with being sober, getting smacked like a bitch, and she had to show up to see the judge earlier today. Well lucky for Lindsay Lohan she has a few more years of being hot to use up before fading in to nobody gives a shit land.
