My Mom's Macaroni and Cheese is better than your Mom's

That's right, I said it. My mom's mac and cheese kicks your mom's macaroni and cheese's ass.

I know what you're thinking. There's no way I'm telling the truth. You lived your whole life thinking your mother made the best macaroni and cheese on the planet. My mom must make kraft or something and I have no idea what i am talking about.

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

It has been declared by an official survey that my dear mother makes the best macaroni and cheese in the world. The Universe title is still pending. The survey also shows that your mom and her mac & cheese suck ass.

My Mom hand picks each piece of elbow macaroni and boils it to perfect tenderness. Next she uses five different cheeses. Not that velvetta shit either, the real shit nigga. Then my mother adds some spices and a magic potion that she acquired from a cloaked gentleman, in a dark alley, during a full moon, on a tuesday. Then voila!, the most perfect macaroni and cheese in the world.
I know you're upset, it's a shock, I understand. Tell your mom to either kick up her game or accept being second best. Bitch!